You know you are unemployed when...

* You spend most of your day watching tv shows that were canceled 2+ years ago.
* You don't even bother putting on a bra all day long. Or I guess the male version would be putting on pants.
* You don't worry about putting deodorant on because let's face it, the only human interaction you get is yelling at the stomping kid upstairs.
* The majority of your day involves thinking about what to make for dinner because that is the only thing you have to look forward to.
*You reply to people's emails/facebook comments within 5 minutes of their sending/posting. 
*You hope that tomorrow you run out of milk/or anything so you have a reason to take a shower, put a bra on, and go somewhere.
*You consider going to work out just so you can talk to the treadmill. 
*Your husband openly calls you a couch potato.
*You start a blog.