Introducing my nemesis

There is one issue that I am very passionate about - things or people that I hate. I know, hate is a strong word. But sometimes I have to disagree with my mom, who always told me I shouldn't hate, because there are some things/people in this world that just really make me see red.

Number one on that list - The iphone.

I usually keep quiet about this, only a few close friends and family members know about my deep hate for the iphone. I keep quiet because pretty much all my friends have them so I don't want to offend, but sometimes you just really need to let things out so people know (especially when you have your own blog to do so).

Why do I hate the iphone? They are so many reasons. It's not the company that manufactures it that I hate. I enjoy other apple products, in fact one of my biggest dreams was to own my own MacBook and once that was archived I was pretty happy. I think when it comes down to it, I really just hate what some people make the iphone represent. It's like it has become a status symbol judging anyone who doesn't own one.  You don't have an iphone? Well you must be uneducated and poor. You don't have an iphone? Well clearly you are not "cool". You don't have an iphone? Well then you are missing out on being able to ignore people while you are in the same room with them. You don't have an iphone? How will you know when someone sends you a email or message on facebook.

Seriously I hate your face iphone.

Have you seen the amount of young kids with iphones now? Have you seen the amount of people that can't pay their rent or have health insurance but have an iphone? Seriously.

And what's up with that stupid i just hanging out in front of your name. Should I just call myself imerle? Does that make me sound any more sophisticated. No it does not, it just makes me look stupid. If husband ever came home with an iphone that would be the end.

Sorry I got a little carried away there with the anger issues.  If I could travel back in time I would go to the apple factory and destroy the iphone prototype and avoid this whole issue. Then again I'm sure they would have come up with ipoop and everyone would have been all for it.

I don't own an iphone. In fact, I don't even have internet on my phone and I still manage to live my life just fine.  I guess I'm not cool. But I can still punch you in the face, hoping that your iphone will fall on the floor, cracking the screen. While you stand there crying trying to process what just happen all you will hear is my evil laugh.

MUAHAHHAHAHAHA

Futurama - Eyephone