Here I am sitting at home in the dark waiting for husband to get home and typing "bad mood" into Google images to get the above images. I've been in the most horrible mood ever today for no particular reason. When I'm in a bad mood there are only two things that I want to do, eat something fattening and delicious and/or yell at someone. I really shouldn't be eating fattening and delicious things because that is one of the reasons why I'm in a bad mood, and I can't yell at anyone because there is no one here and I don't think it's good for my marriage to yell at husband without a reason. Which leads me to sitting at home in the dark writing in the blog and waiting for husband to get home to either make me feel better or give me a reason to yell at him.
What do normal people do when they are in a funk like this? Yes, I wrote funk. They probably eat something delicious or write on their blog. Or they probably take pictures or video of their pets. Poor pets, I wonder if they ever got any of the proceeds that came from their funny pictures. I wish I had an evil kitty or puppy (a real one I mean, I've given up on Kitty McKitters ever speaking back to me) I'm pretty sure my pet would be the coolest in the whole city. Yes. With the time I spend doing nothing I could spend it training him to do all sorts of tricks like write this blog for me, do the laundry, and cook. I need to run this plan by husband and get his input.
In other news I want to let you know that I'm working on something EPIC for my Christmas decorations. Apparently some of my loyal readers didn't think that my Halloween Dollar Tree decorations were that impressive, well you just wait. What I'm working on will be the definition of Christmas decorations.
(Insert suspenseful evil laugh here)
MUAHAHHAHAHAH
(Disclaimer: This was written Friday but not posted until Saturday)
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