My incredibly boring life

Let me just being by saying that it is incredibly hard having a blog when absolutely nothing happens in your life. I mean seriously, for the past 3 days I haven't even put deodorant on because I've been trapped at home. The times that I do want to come post I decide against it because then I would have a blog full of entries about how being married actually sucks.

I've been trying to prepare for my test on Saturday and it's actually stressing me out a lot, considering that these teacher tests make you walk out feeling like a failure. I guess studying has taken over most of my time recently. Also, my growing hate for the mailman has also taken a lot of time. As it turns out I have come to the conclusion that our mail man (or possibly woman) sucks and is a complete douche (mom/dad don't repeat that word that's bad). Please remain from mailing me any fan mail because chances are it will not get to me, instead we get mail for people that don't live here, while ours seems to disappear into a black hole of doom.

I began suspecting something was wrong when my car tittle didn't make it to me after 5  months of waiting, as it turns out it was mailed back in September to my correct address and it never made it here. The second sign that the mail man doesn't know how to read came when I waited 3 weeks for a university transcript that never came. Again I called and was told that the transcript was indeed mailed 3 weeks ago to the correct address and it has not made it back to the University. Now I have to wait 2 more weeks before I can claim them lost and get them to send it for free. The funny thing is that I bought another transcript in hopes that it would get here before the 2 weeks since I need it for my new Sub job, Well guess what? It's almost been a week and the new transcript is not here yet. Wow! What a surprise!

The mail man is a douche.

It really pisses me off because if you are a complete moron and don't know how to do your job how does no one find out. It just amazes me that we live in a society where you can suck at your job and still have one. I shared the same feelings about several administrators at my old job, apparently you had to sexually harass the wrong person and that's when you have to mysteriously retire early.

Well I'm off to write an angry letter to the United States Postal Service and then back to studying. Hopefully I do well on this test and it will make me a better candidate for jobs, oh please someone want to hire me next year. Oh pretty please. I promise I don't sexually harass children or coworkers and that I am most definitely not a douche.