It's me. You know me, I come in about every week to visit you and bring you the gifts of returning items. I wanted to write to let you know that you are my new best friend. You fill my life with joy and entertainment. If you had a Facebook page I would friend you and consider you one of my top friends, I would even from time to time write on your wall.
I never thought a public place like you could possibly bring me such purpose. I enjoy proudly carrying my key ring library card as a symbol of our friendship and my love to you. I never knew the things that you held inside your warm and loving arms. When husband forbade me from buying anymore books on Amazon I thought my life was lost. How would I be able to continue to carry on my obsessive reading? Now you have saved me and the Book List .
I also never knew all the different gifts that you shared with the community. I can even check out movies that aren't worth paying for like Bandslam, but yet bring entertainment to my day. Thank you for your service to the community. Thank you to your service to me. I am even considering donating my meaningless time in order to help you stay organized and in great condition.
I will forever remember what you have done for me friend. I promise to never fail you and keep items over the due date.
Your eternal friend,
Mrs. Merle
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