The Ultimate Halloween look

Hello World!

The blog has undergone some minor changes, a witty new title and some new colors. I wish I could tell you this will be the last time, but really with me you never know. I imagine that over its time alive the blog will go through many changes, I understand this might be upsetting to those of you who do not like change.  But all I can say is...please keep reading the blog cause I don't have many friends.

Talking about friends, my friend Hermione Granger (her true identity has been protected against stalkers) suggested the name change and I liked it. So I went with it.  Special shout out to Hermione on her birthday yesterday. I love my friends. Where was I going with this...I don't remember anymore.

Well here is my real point. I love Halloween. Yes. Why? I'm not sure.  I wanted to share with you world how a true housewife decorates for Halloween. Since I'm a teacher I have broken this down into several steps.

1. Go to the Dollar Store as soon as possible, preferably in September when they are just setting up for Halloween.

2. Purchase 2 to however many decorations you would like. Personally I wanted to keep it low key since I'm pretty sure most of the people in my apartment community don't celebrate Halloween due to their religious beliefs. I'm already the white girl, I didn't want to add devil worshiper to the list of comments they probably think about me.

3. Place them outside in the most convenient way possible. The key here people is to make it look like you didn't put any effort into. You will accomplish this by not putting any effort into it all.

If you follow these instructions you might be able to accomplish this Halloween look outside your front door.

Yes, I like it too!

The only problem I had is that I purchased my Halloween kitty way too early, so he sat around in the house and I began to talk to him. His name is Kitty McKitters and he is a very good listener. I promised him that if he didn't get stolen he could return to his corner in the house.

Husband says he's not real, but he's just jealous that McKitters gets attention.

The end.